notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

neptunain:

wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.

gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

uhmeliamay:

i keep getting mistaken for kristen stewart and i don’t know whether to take it as a compliment or an insult

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

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"I generally try to project an image of stability and competence but I just tried to buy a book with a learner’s permit and a Coldstone gift card."