*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.
im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship
i keep getting mistaken for kristen stewart and i don’t know whether to take it as a compliment or an insult
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time